Congratulations to Sean on passing his driving test!
‘I’ll be able to repay you when I can drive’. How many times have you heard that? Well, it’s payback time.
We’ve calculated that ‘repay’ means driving Mick, Joanne, Trapper, Smike, Wilf & Kieron to roughly 8 games, of their choice, for the next 18 seasons.
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This must also include:
- various speeding fines
- at least 15 parking tickets from various different towns and cities all over Britain
- running out of petrol at least 7 times
- locking keys in the car on 5 separate occasions
- various bumps, scrapes & scratches
- hiring and driving mini buses and vans of all different sizes
- hour upon hour of driving to find a decent pub only to sit there with a glass of Diet Coke while everyone around gets totally $hitfaced
- mile after mile to find a fish & chip shop
- listening to hours of verbal diarrhoea from pi$$heads who are talking a load of bollocks on the return journey…and of course
- spending the whole of the following morning ridding the vehicle of beer smells, empty cans, bottles, bottle tops, Monster Munch packets, chewy wrappers etc
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It doesn’t end there. On top of all that he must then chauffeur the same people to numerous punk rock concerts, stag nights and nights out, and regularly have the hassle of trying to retrieve the car from some far flung city centre after deciding to ‘hit the drink’ and leave it for the night.
CAN’T WAIT!!!!
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